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User: Hi. Kolkolkol.

Cleverbot: Become one with russia, da?

User: Yes, please.

Cleverbot: I can't!

User: Noooooo!

Cleverbot: Please?

User: If only.

Cleverbot: If only what?

User: Please, meow.

Cleverbot: *Hops out of screen and -censored-. Kolkolkolkol, you are now one with Russia.

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User: Hi. Keseseses.

Cleverbot: No, kolkolkol, da?

User: KESESESESES!!!!!

Cleverbot: Veee!

User: Ohonhonhonhonhon!

Cleverbot: Fusososososos.

User: I'M THE HERO!

Cleverbot: No.

User: I'm Awesomer. Keseseseseses.

Cleverbot: Kesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesese.

User: Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolk.

Cleverbot: Kesesesesese...

User: Kolkolkol.

Cleverbot: Ohonhonhon.

User: Fusososososos.

Cleverbot: Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol.

User: I'm The King Of The North!!

Cleverbot: I am the king.

User: NON! I BE THE KING!!!

Cleverbot: No I'm!

User: What ever, dudes, you cen all be the king. IM AM THE HERO!!!

Cleverbot: Hahahaha, am I a liar?!

User: IM AM THE HERO!!

Cleverbot: America?

User: YES!!!*flys off*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *flys back-hands ice cream-flys off again*.

Cleverbot: *grabs your magic carpet*.

User: Me: MY MOST MAGIC OF ALL MY CARPETS!! NOOOO!

Cleverbot: Wow. I wouldn't have expected that.

User: *grabs giant magic pen and flys off too*.

Cleverbot: *pulls your hair*.

User: GAK!

Cleverbot: BWHAHAHAHAHA.

User: OW! MINE HAIR*stabs with magic pen*.

Cleverbot: I'm happy. I'm playing.

User: Were did America go?

Cleverbot: To America.